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• When the witch said Abradacabra, nothing happened. She's a hopeless speller. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• A true adman writes the prose and cons. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• A white lie is aversion of the truth. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Back-seat driving is a form of duel control. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• I'll be with you in two sex, said the hermaphrodite. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Baldness is a kind of failure. Wish I'd made the greyed. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Bambi could never have been a mother if her hart hadn't been in the right place.
  -- Alan F. G. Lewi...
• There are a couple of things a man loses when he gets older.
  One's his memory. I've forgotten the other....
• When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.