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• When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when she means "NO!
• Lady say 'NO' meen maybe. Girl say maybe meen 'YES'.
  Lady say 'YES'--- She no lady. -- Confucius Say...
• Rule of Open-Source Programming #11: When a developer says he will work on something, he or she means "maybe".
• Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
• When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
  He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....
• Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the living room, the radio skips.
  She says she just retains water, and I say, "So does the Hoover Dam." -- Jeff Foxworthy...
• She says, 'Ooh, it's so hard to love when love was your great disappointment.' -- Lloyd Cole
• When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. -- Victor Hugo
• Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.