When A Lady Says No, She Means Perhaps. When She Says Perhaps, She Means Yes.
When a lady says no, she means perhaps.
When she says perhaps, she means yes.
But when she says yes, she is no lady.
When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when she means "NO!
Lady say 'NO' meen maybe. Girl say maybe meen 'YES'.
Lady say 'YES'--- She no lady. -- Confucius Say...
Rule of Open-Source Programming #11: When a developer says he will work on something, he or she means "maybe".
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....
Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the living room, the radio skips.
She says she just retains water, and I say, "So does the Hoover Dam." -- Jeff Foxworthy...
She says, 'Ooh, it's so hard to love when love was your great disappointment.' -- Lloyd Cole
When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. -- Victor Hugo
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.