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When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
-- David Starr Jordan (1851-1931)...
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
-- Charles Anderson Dana (1819-1897)...
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. -- Henry David Thoreau
When a fellow can't read, he's got to think.
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard (1868-1930)...
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. -- Chinese proverb
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.
Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E.W. Howe...

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