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• With thee conversing I forget all time, All seasons, and their change,--all please alike.
  Sweet is the breath of morn, her rising sweet, With charm of earliest bird...
• Oh, it makes me sort of sad To think about Sir Galahad And all the knights of that romantic day
  To amuse a girl and charm her They would climb into their armour And jump into the fray...
• When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me eighty-five dollars.
  That's why in the Navy the captain goes down with the ship. -- Dick Gregory...
• Homer: I'd like to file for... divorce. Clerk: These things happen.
  Eight dollars. -- I wonder when she lost her passion for this work, "A Milhouse Divided...
• I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
  -- Morey Amsterdam...
• Riker: "She's not much to look at." Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm.
  You just have to know where to look for her." -- "Relics", Stardate 46125.3...
• Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret.
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby? Home
  Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's small....