Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What would we do without erogenous zones?
What would you call a horny Eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
What would *you* call the creation of the universe? The Horrendous Space Klablooie! -- Watterso
What would you charge to haunt a house? -- Fred Alle
What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?
"I'd cut down every law in England to do that." "Oh?...
What would you get if you crossed Dan Quayle with Richard Nixon?
You would get a public official who does not know if he is a crook or not....
What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich.
What you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying.
What, you call this a computer? I suppose you only use this dinosaur because your new Amiga 5000T/060 hasn't arrived yet.

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