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What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing.
The worst thing I did was start work young. -- Jimmy Bresli...
What you will be you are becoming today.
What you would seem to be, be really. -- Ben Frankli
What zero mathematician made 1 A.D. come after 1 B.C.?
Wheaties and Beer: The Breakfast Of Washed Up Champions!
WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some difficulty be made, and which is used also for bread.
The French are said to eat more bread _per capita_ of population than any o...
wheel bit: n.
wheel: [from slang `big wheel' for a powerful person] n.
A person who has an active {wheel bit}. "We need to find a wheel to unwedge the hung tape drives....
Wheel of Entrails: "Pat, I'd like to buy a bowel...
Wheels" Pierre -- Road Kill Cafe - MEET OUR CHEF

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