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Wheemsco Tuna, with the great Dolphin flavor you grew up with.
When 911 won't work .357 will!
When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -- Robespierre
When a bell rings, an angel has gotten his wings.
When a blind man carries a lame man, both go forward. -- Swedish proverb
When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. -- Bell's Theorem
When a body meets a body, it helps if both of them have read through one or more times the pamphlet sent to them by Everett Koop.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repair man, it will work perfectly.
-- Murphy's Law No. 29...
When a building is about to fall down, all the mice desert it.
-- Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Natural History, Book viii, Sect. 103...
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