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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.
When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down....
When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions -- and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of what it was taught, thinks independently.
-- Dr. Ric...
When a compiler accepts a program without error on the first run, the program will not yield the desired output.
When a computer is most needed it will break down. -- Murphy's Tenth Law of Programming
When a couple decides to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends.
This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing...
When a cow laughs REAL hard does milk come out its nose?
When action becomes unprofitable, gather information: when further information has no value, sleep.
When a customer buys a low-grade article, he feels pleased when he pays for it and displeased every time he uses it.
But when he buys a well-made article, he feels extravagant when he pays for it and...
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right.
When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. -- Arthur C. Clark...
When admiring a painting, Don't examine the paint. When meeting an artist, Don't look at the brush.
-- Deng Ming-Dao...

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