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What would a Chtorran get if it ate the President? Heartburn.
What would a Chtorran get if it ate the Vice-President? Our deepest sympathies.
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
What would happen if everybody became a non-conformist?
What would happen if the President, the Supreme Court, and all members of both houses of Congress were stoned out of their gourds twenty-four hours a day?
The chilling truth is, it might be an impro...
What would happen if you built a communist government in the middle of the Sahara desert?
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? -- Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painte
What would McGyver do now?
What! wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice?
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
What would this country be without this great land of ours? -- Ronald W. Reagan, philosophe

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