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• What would a Chtorran get if it ate Congress? The President's personal thanks.
• What would a Chtorran get if it ate a Revelationist? An American flag pin.
• Why did the Chtorran eat only one of the Vice-President's legs?
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  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
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  -- Vice President George Bush...
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