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What soon grows old? Gratitude. -- Aristotle
What sort of man reads "Playboy?
What sought they thus afar? Bright jewels of the mine, The wealth of seas, the spoils of war?
They sought a faith's pure shrine. -- Felicia D....
What speeds up, must slow down. But who says it's ever gonna speed up?
-- Goebel's Law of Rush Hour Traffic...
What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?
-- Michaelangelo...
What's reading but silent conversation?
-- Walter Savage Landor "Aristoteles and Callisthenes" -- Imaginary Conversations (1824-1853)...
What's really gross? Eating the mint in the urinal.
What's really gross? Eating the raisins off fly paper.
What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach?
Looking at television eight hours a day?...
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. -- Robin William

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