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Miscellaneous Collections

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What's a Vanilli? 2000 guys lip-synching poorly.
What's a WASPs idea of open-mindedness? Dating a Canadian.
What's a wrench? A place where people from New York raise cattle.
What say you, Blackadder, I sing a song to keep our spirits up?
That depends whether you want the slop-bucket over your head or not....
What say you to such a supper with such a woman?
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Note to a Letter on Bowles's Stricture...
What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
What's big and green, lives in a swamp, and has an IQ of 140? A platoon of marines.
What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
What's black and white and read all over? OS/2 user guides!
What's, blond,brown,blond,brown,blond? A cheerleader doing cartwheels.

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