Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
What's brown and sits on a stool? Beethoven's last movement.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! -- Eric Idle
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What 's come to perfection perishes. Things learned on earth we shall practise in heave
Works done least rapidly Art most cherishes....
What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J. D. Farley
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the human soul.
What's different between a computer and a JAP? A computer goes down.
What's done to children, they will do to society.
What 's done we partly may compute, But know not what 's resisted.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Address to the Unco Guid...

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