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• What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.
• What's black and white and red all over? Certainly not the Halifax newspapers.
• What's black and white and red all over? A nun with a nosebleed.
• Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
• What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
• TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?
  [all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue! Orange!...
• The word 'We' is as lime poured over men, which sets and hardens to stone, and crushes all beneath it, and that which is white and that which is black is lost in the gray of it.
  It is the word by which the depraved steal the virtue of the good, by which the weak steal the might of the strong, by which the fools steal the wisdom of the sages....
• It's not a black or a white thing. It's a death thing.
• OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.