Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What's a matter Bill? Too gutless to stand up to the U.N.?
What's a matter, Colonel Sanders... CHICKEN?
What's a Miami grad's most used line? "You want fries with that?
What's an Alabama atheist? One who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.
What's an Arkansas virgin? An ugly 5th grader.
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? -- Ursula K. LeGui
What's another word for Thesaurus? -- Steven Wrigh
What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me? -- Famous Last Word
What's a small tort? A tortilla.
What's a spline?: [XEROX PARC] This phrase expands to
You have just used a term that I've heard for a year and a half, and I feel I should know, but don't....

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