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• What a strange thing is man! and what a stranger Is woman!
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ix, Stanza 64...
• The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
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• The best of prophets of the future is the past. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Letter, Jan.
  28, 1821...
• Her stature tall,--I hate a dumpy woman.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 61...
• Goodnight -- Lord Byro
• As soon Seek roses in December, ice in June; Hope constancy in wind, or corn in chaff
  Believe a woman or an epitaph, Or any other thing that 's false, before You trust in critics....
• Man's love is of man's life a thing apart; 'T is woman's whole existence.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 194...
• In her first passion woman loves her lover, In all the others all she loves is love.
  -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Jua...
• The dew of compassion is a tear. -- Lord Byro