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• Liberace was great on a piano, but sucked on an organ.
• Roses smell better than onions but they make bad tasting soup!
• An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, What color are yours?
• As a character in Gore Vidal's new novel, `Hollywood', say
  `What we invent, others reflect.' The problem is that the only thing worse than Guns n' Roses is censorship....
• A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
• It is always better to discuss what is right, rather than who is wrong.
• It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide
• It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. -- Josh Billing