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• Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota? A: Open other end.
• Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end.
• What does an Englishman's stepladder say at the top? STOP HERE.
• The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
  ..It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman despise him....
• Open Source Beer Revolution Yesterday, Red Hat introduced an 'open source' beer called Red Brew.
  The recipes for making the beer are available for free over the Net, and microbrewery kits are available at low cost from Red Hat....
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
• Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.......
• You may find happiness at the bottom of an ordinary-looking bottle of beer.
  You must be over the age of 21, enter as often as you want....
• Beveramirage: the dark ring on the bottom of the soft drink bottle.