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• What did the procedure say when the control program called it? I was framed.
• What did the baby computer say when it got hurt? I want my da-ta!
• What did the programmer say when he was asked why he couldn't sleep?
  I keep having this recurring nightmare....
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• Considering all the martinis I quite foolishly overindulged in with my date at the Zeta Beta house party last weekend
  he coed remarked ruefully, "I suppose you could say that I went and lost my olive....
• What did the state table say to bitstring? I don't recognize you.
• Well, I did say we'll put it out and we'll put it out when we can.
  But I don't know what we can put out or when we can put it out. -- George Stephanopolou...
• In life's small things be resolute and great To keep thy muscle trained
  know'st thou when Fate Thy measure takes, or when she 'll say to thee, "I find thee worthy...
• When something is wrong with the river, I will not blame the rock.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...