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• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• We now have to put a condom on our Macintosh...
• Michelle: When we get back to the hole we are going to have a long boring talk about our relationship.
• Our neighborhood is different. We did have a great neighborhood watch going on, but she finally pulled down the shades.
  Actually, the area is a little rough. Our last beauty contest featured Miss Main Street, and featured a bullet proof vest category....
• Objects which are usually the motives of our travels by land and by sea are often overlooked and neglected if they lie under our eye.
  ... We put off from time to time going and seeing what we know we have an opportunity of seeing when we please....
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• Science is a flickering light in our darkness, it is but the only one we have and woe to him who would put it out.
  -- Morris Cohe...
• I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our particular path than we have yet gone ourselves.
  -- E. M. Forste...