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• Pr.Sk: I think we should re-test him. Dr.J: No, I think we should move him to another school.
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• That guy's a genius! He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
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• We don't need another book on survival. We have the Boy Scouts Manual.
  -- Woody Allen, "Septembe...
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• Although we can't reach the boy, we freeze him with liquid nitrogen, so that future generations can rescue him.
  -- Dr. John Fink's plan to rescue poor Timmy O'Toole, "Radio Ba...
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink. -- Patti Smith
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...