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Went in at the tone eare and out at the tother. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. ix...
Went in for repairs but wasn't tightened with a torque wrench.
Went to a party at the county jail. -- Elvi
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.
We asked how they prepare their chickens. The answer was, 'We just tell them they're going to die....
We often boast that we are never bored, yet we are so conceited that we do not perceive how often we bore others.
-- Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
We often console ourselves for being unhappy by a certain pleasure in appearing so.
We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do.
We once were as you are. Spears and arrows. There came a time when our weapons grew faster than our wisdom, and we almost destroyed ourselves.
We learned from this to make a rule during all ou...
We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are free from great ones.
-- LaRouchefoucauld...

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