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  Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth....
• The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows up to othe
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  [flash to pilgrims approaching a hilltop] Jebediah...
• How small of all that human hearts endure That part which laws or kings can cause or cure!
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