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• We are holding Elvis's brain hostage on Planet Zork. -- Bloom County
• What a foul smell, indeed, a gymnasium has! How it suggests a mixture of Salvation Army, elephant house, and county jail.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
  Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
• Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the world.
  -- Robert Stone...
• Use a pun, go to jail.
• Party on, Wayne. Party on.
• Considering all the martinis I quite foolishly overindulged in with my date at the Zeta Beta house party last weekend
  he coed remarked ruefully, "I suppose you could say that I went and lost my olive....
• Baby... -- The Late Elvis Presley.
• I met Elvis + lived...