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We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking. -- Mark Twai
We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up pane...
We ought to do our neighbour all the good we can. If you do good, good will be done to you
but if you do evil, the same will be measured back to you again....
We pardon in the degree that we love.
-- Francis, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) -- Maxim 330...
We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look. -- Aldous Huxley -- The Devils of Loudu
We passed them! Stop this thing!
We pass through this world but once.
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
-- Don Marqui...
We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head! -- Zippy the Pinhead...

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