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We plan absentee ownership. I'll stick to building ships. -- George Steinbrenner, 1973
We prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with soft music or a gentle whisper.
If there's one thing we can't stand early in the morning, it's hypocrisy. -- Bill Vaugha...
We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we're human -- and maybe that's the word that best explains us.
-- Kirk, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3....
We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.
We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge.
We presume none sins unless he stands to profit by it. -- The Talmud (Baba Metzia, 5 b.)
We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.
-- Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
We protest against unjust criticism but we accept unearned applause. -- Jose Narosky
We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) (65-8 B.C.)...
We're about as similar as...two completely dissimilar things in a pod.
-- Edmund : Duel and Duality...

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