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Well Its True - A Simple Carpenters Son Who Learns Magic Tricks Like That And _doesn't_ Go Into Show Business?
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Well its true - a simple carpenters son who learns magic tricks like
that and _doesn't_ go into show business?
- Rimmer commenting on 'King of Kings' - The Story of Jesus
-- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'
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We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're judge shall be .
.. yourself. Rimmer: Oh SMEG. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just won't be together.
I cannot believe I just said that. -- Rimmer, talking about Nirvana in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....