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• Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
  -- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage...
• Remember when we all wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor? Well, now I do. -- Carrie Snow
• REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Everyone I know drinks Miller Lite. And if they don't, I probably don't know them. -- Yogi Berra
• Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra...
• I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. -- Yogi Berra
• I usually take a two-hour nap, from 1:00 to 4:00. -- Yogi Berra
• So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. -- Yogi Berra