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• And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time.
  .....
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
• How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!...
• You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. Lenny Bruce
• I last saw Elvis at the K-Mart, where he was selling the blue suede special.
• Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep] Monica (voiceover)
  If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes....
• You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
• Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes...
• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
  Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...