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Well, there were sixty-eight people there, and sixty-two of them had no more desire to throw a stone than you had.
Satan! Oh, it's true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep. It is gov...
Well the three men I admire most: the Father, Son and the Holy Gho
they caught the last train for the coast the day the music died....
Well, the toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon, The plumber he said, "Never flush a tampoon!
This great information cost me half a week's pay, And the toilet blew up, later on the next day!...
Well, they were wooden trees, and they were made entirely of wood.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. -- Martin Fraquhar Tuppe
Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.
-- Doctor Who, CREATURE FROM THE PIT...
Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
Well troubles. We've got some Captain, it seems that a certain woman both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me.
-- Riker, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
Well, uh, thanks for inviting me into your closet for a visit.

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