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Want some pretzels?" "No thanks, we're on duty. A couple beers would be nice, though.
-- The Simpso...
Want to be a composer? ... If you can think design, you can execute design--it's only a bunch of air molecules, who's gonna check up on you?
Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare you...
Want to break up an Iraqi Bingo game??? Yell B-52!!!
Want to call Geraldo Rivera. He has an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-TRASH-TV
Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
Want to have some fun? Walk into an antique shop and say, What's new?
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign?
The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week....
Want to know about courses of study? Go to the library.
Want to know a phone number? Go to the library.
Want to know the meaning of life? Just call Griswoldo, your friendly neighborhood guru.
Dial (818) 902-9544 for an appointment today. Master Charge, Visa and American Express accepted....

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