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Want to locate an address? Go to the library.
Want to own a small business? Buy a big one and wait.
Want to read newspapers? Go to the library.
Want to save money every month? Throw out the computer!
Want to see the great outdoors? Become a Scoutmaster.
Want to speak with Fawn Hall or Ollie North? They have an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-WE SHRED
Want to turn a 486/66 into an 8088/4.77? Load Windows!
War-all that running around and shooting one another. -- Londo
War alone brings up to its highest tension all human energy and puts the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to face it.
-- Benito Mussolini...
War debt: alimony.
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