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WARNING CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE -- Sign on a college dorm room
Warning: Cover your mouth so as to NOT spit BEER all over screen!
Warning: Do not attempt this at home.
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you.
Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving....
Warning: Do not read this Tag-line under penalty of law.
Warning: Do not remove under penalty of law.
Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use.
WARNING: DOWN-REV ROSS 605 CPU DETECTED - PLEASE UPGRADE.
RUNNING IN UNI-PROCESSOR MODE. PERFORMANCE WILL BE AFFECTED....
Warning: Drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
Warning: Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders are human and will react unpredictably when insulted.

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