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  No thanks, we're on duty. A couple of beers would be nice though....
• Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
  Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot....
• I only had a couple beers. -- Famous Last Word
• NICE TAGLINE! [swipe] Thanks!! [GRIN] ;-)
• It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
• McClure: Welcome back! I'm talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr.
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• Some hae meat and canna eat, And some would eat that want i
  But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit....
• If you really want to experience frustration, try telling some pessimist how nice they look and getting some enthusiam going.