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• Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away. -- Sign on Antique Shop
• Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, Pay?...
• Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Girls just want to have fun. -- Cyndi Laupe
• Systems programmers just want to have fun.
• Knowing how hard it is to collect a fact, you understand why most people want to have some fun analyzing it.
  -- Samuel McChrod Crothe...
• I'll tell you what I want, I want someone who is so beautiful that when you see her you say, 'Wow, that Humperdinck must be some kind of fella to have a wife like that.
  ' -- William Goldman / S. Morgenstern, The Princess Bride...