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• Want to know a phone number? Go to the library.
• Want to read newspapers? Go to the library.
• Want to locate an address? Go to the library.
• People in groups tend to agree on courses of action which as individuals, they know are stupid.
• If you want to know about paranoids, follow them around.
• Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
  If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....
• I know enough about the World, to know that I don't want to know anything more. -- Sly
• The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #47...
• I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...