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Wanted: The Enterprise's computer (that comes with BlueWave)
Wanted: Two belly dancers on a rotating basis.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Wanted: Volcano. Average size. Must be active.
Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman! -- Coty Perfume Ad
Want me to create a diversion?
Want my advice little boy? Buy her something tender and nice - like a Cadillac.
-- Elvis, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
Want my guns? Come in range and get them.
Want of prudence is too frequently the want of virtue
or is there on earth a more powerful advocate for vice than poverty? -- Oliver Goldsmith...
Want some cheese to go with that whine?
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