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Urge him with truth to frame his fair replies; And sure he will
for Wisdom never lies. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book iii, Line 25...
Urinary Tract Infections" by I. Pease Eldom -- Booktip of the month
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
URINE What, you want this prestigious journal to sink to the level of the gutter (or even the sewer), by resorting to getting a few cheap laughs by talking about matters pertaining to piss?
By d...
Ursa Minor Beta is, some say, one of the most appalling places in the known Universe.
Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing...
USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Conventionality.
Imbued with a decent reverence for this Holy Triad an industrious writer may hope to produc...
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
-- David Letterma...
USA Today--their slogan is: If you can't write, make a list. -- Barry Crimmi
U.S. citizens and their dogs may have some of the most expensive urine in the world.
-- Carl A....

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