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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush
otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt. -- Lucille Ball...
Use a mirror in difficult times: You will see both cause and resolution. -- Deng Ming-Dao
Use an accordian, go to jail! That's the law!
Use an electric sander. -- There's more than one way to skin a cat: Way #27
Use a smile.
Use debugging compilers.
Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired...
Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Use every man after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
Use free-form input where possible.

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