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U.S. Citizens And Their Dogs May Have Some Of The Most Expensive Urine In The World.
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U.S. citizens and their dogs may have some of the most expensive
urine in the world.
-- Carl A. Osborne, writing about American's obsession
-- with taking vitamins in 'The Compendium North'
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