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• NOTICE: If you notice this notice, you will notice after noticing this notice that this notice was not worth noticing.
• Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothe
  men who like women never notice what they wear....
• Please feel welcome until further notice.
• A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
• The enemy never watches, until you make a mistake..
• You're never a loser until you quit trying.
• Ever notice how religion and a political campaign are alike?
  You can't tell if the promises are true until it's too late to go back....
• Some people are like blisters: they never appear until the work is done.
• Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?