USA Today--their slogan is: If you can't write, make a list.
-- Barry Crimmins
-- Barry Crimmins
Related:
- The airlines banned smoking on their flights. Now if they can do it on
their landings.
-- Barry Crimmi... - You can never be too paranoid. -- C. E. Crimmi
- Microsoft ActivePromo Campaign: "What Slogan Do You Want to See Tommorrow?
Microsoft's PR masterminds are planning a massive marketing campaign, code-named "ActivePromo 2000", to promote the upcoming release of Windows 2000 (scheduled for February 2001).... - Microsoft's slogan used to be "Microsoft - making it all make sense.
Today it should be: "Microsoft - making everything make sense. Ours." Shlomi Fish... - USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every
four people make up 75% of the population.
-- David Letterma... - For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working
version of Star Wars can be built, consider the following proof
offered by Caspar Weinberge
If such a system is so unattainable, why have the Soviets been working desperately to get it for over 17 years?... - We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of
course, is someone will win.
-- Barry Crimmi... - Jargon Coiner (#4)
An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon
that we've just made up.
* FREE LECTURE: Attempting to explain the concepts of Linux, Open Source software, free software, and gift cultures to someone who is not familiar with them....

