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• Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
• Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
  -- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
• Independence: hanging out opposite the shallow part of the pool.
• If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite
  you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times. -- Anselm Feuerbach...
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Three hours of bluff seaman's talk about picking the weevils out of biscuits and drinking urine is not my idea of entertainment.
  -- Edmund to Melchett : Potato...