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Using an IBM PC is like juggling straight razors. Using a Mac is like shaving with a bowling pin.
-- Ted Nelson, _Computer Lib_...
Using GTF is like programming your VCR to tape that important show while you're at the bowling league.
It takes some time and planning to set it up right, but hey, you get to see your show! -- MVS/ES...
Using PKZIP Version 2.04zzzzzzzzzzz
Using the proverb frequently in their mouths who enter upon dangerous and bold attempts, "The die is cast," he took the river.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Caesa...
Using this fantastically, diabolically anti-me language.
.. let them just stay tuned in. -- President George Bush, on his China-policy critic...
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnso
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbi
U.S. money is the worst looking money in the world.
Us nature mystics got to stick together. -- Edward Abbey

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