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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary.
I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad....
To me, "due tomorrow" means just that: Do tomorrow.
To me it is like a mountain.. a vast BOWL of PUS! -- Monty Pytho
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around.
That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?...
To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch
To me, on of the most exciting things in the world is being poor, and survival, such an exciting challenge.
-- Thomas S. Monaghan, Founder, Domino's Pizza and Legatus, National Catholic Repo...
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
To me, there is only one form of human depravity - the man without a purpose. -- Ayn Rand
To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next to him.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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