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Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Too bad that stupidity isn't painful...
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Bu...
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
-- Deep Though...
To observations which ourselves we make, We grow more partial for th' observer's sake.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle i, Line 11...
To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad. -- Oliver Wendell Holme
Too busy to laugh? Then you are too busy.
Too chicken to get in harm's way.

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