To Me, Clowns Aren't Funny. In Fact, They're Kind Of Scary.

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where
this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a
clown killed my dad.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey