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Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued mostly dark, with scattered light by midmorning.
-- George Carli...
Tonight's piss is tomorrow's Tang. -- An American astronau
Tonight's secret code word is Mud Shark; and (of course) with the Mud Shark secret code word goes--- the Mud Shark arpeggio
a lovely little arpeggio....
Tonight's the night!
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Tonight: The Revenge of the Baby-Sat.
Tonight they had that little bit of luck that we didn't have.
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop.
She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard....
Tonight yer taking no hostages, and I'm taking no prisoners.
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.

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