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To most men, experience is like the stern lights of a ship which illumine only the track it has passed.
To most of us it would be very convenient if god were a rascal.
To much thinking only leads to delay!
To my daughter Leonora without whose never failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been completed in half the time.
P.G. Wodehouse -- [Quoted in Pepper's _The Wit and Wisdom of...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. -- Wilson Mizne
To my mind the old masters are not art; their value is in their sanctity.
-- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)...
To nail someone's fins to the floor. -- Cliches for merfolk
T: One big monster, he called TROLL. He don't rock, and he don't roll
Drink no wine, and smoke no stogies. He just Love To Eat Them Roguies....
To never see a fool, you lock yourself in an empty room and break all the mirrors.
Tongue covered eyetooth - couldn't see what I was saying.
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