To Me, It's Always A Good Idea To Always Carry Two Sacks Of Something When You Walk Around.

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To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something
when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give
me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey